twelve inches to a yard and have you sounding like a retard

i heard this lyric in "shoop" by salt-n-pepa on the way home from the rivers casino today and i thought of all the retards going to the steelers game and holding up traffic so much that the detours created on account of the bumbling steelers fans subtracted a half-hour from the time that this gambling retard could have been gambling. they resembled a flock of zombies with their blessed steelers jerseys, walking around near the stadium and making me embarrassed to be human or have anything at all in common with them. it was like a fucking gay-pride parade, all these nitwits polluting the streets and stopping traffic, requiring police presence and keeping people from their activities while making an exhibition out of themselves. PITTSBURGH STEELERS FANS ARE A PUBLIC NUISANCE.

if they want to watch a football game, they should get in the fucking stadium and watch other people excel since they apparently need a crutch. they all should be drowned or buried alive, if you ask me, both the gay-priders and the football-priders. and i was told that i'd be harmed if i was outside of their field with a cleveland browns shirt on, therefore it's obvious that the pride of steelers fans is as much an intolerant facade as the "pride" that gay people are trying to facilitate though their parades which harbor their loud spite of different viewpoints and even of the person who runs the website known as anti-gay.com. i think air supply had a song about "pride parades," be them marches down the streets or just in front of a football stadium, it was called "making pride out of nothing at all".

if pittsburgh residents want to watch a football game, they should get in the fucking stadium and watch other people excel since they apparently need a crutch to get them through their semi-charmed kind of lives. if pittsburgh residents feel the need to belong, if they use camaraderie as a drug to alter their states of mind, facebook was DESIGNED to be that social drug. speaking of vampires, steelers fans should go feed on each others' livelihoods amongst themselves INSIDE of the stadium where they're not in the way of the better people who DON'T feel the need to feed on the presence of (or interaction with) others. if steelers fans are that much in need of identity, they should move to new york city and start auditioning on broadway for a new identity. dare i say "and start contracting aids," i don't want to offend any protected groups of people in new york city, broadway or even queens.

jack nicholson said "this town needs an enema," but as for pittsburgh...well, let me just say that pittsburgh eats too much hot oatmeal and therefore needs a cereal chiller. to reference maxwell sheffield's nemesis, i will say that the retards known as steelers fans need a phantom of heinz field to chill their cereal.

i was told that one negro donates his hair for breast cancer research, this makes me want to see someone sneak up on him and pull his hair. is donating his negro-hair even important, can't breast cancer be cured by cutting off feminists' breasts - preferably without anaesthesia? prostate cancer is more common , mens' lives are more important to save - why does the negro feel the need to donate his negro-hair to help save lives of members of the gender that society makes compensations for, when these very compensations name femininity as the "lesser" gender? dare i say "disabled," but i'm talking about the compensations known as gender-based military requirements, gender-based sports teams, gender-based hot dog eating competitions, gender-based fitness centers, gender-based spelling bees. oh, what's that, there are no gender-based spelling bees because spelling bees don't rely on physical strength and therefore are unlike the law that requires ONLY MEN to register for selective service in case of a national emergency that requires bodies built for actual strength and endurance? my mistake. shame on me for thinking that females need gender-based spelling bees because they can't spell as well as men.

twelve inches to a yard and have you sounding like a pittsburgh steelers fan or a woman.

dylan terreri, i
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