Why This Ron Paul Supporter is Voting for John McCain
by
TragicHipster | 01.31.2008
If you like big government conservatism, accelerated Bush policies backed by more brains, and better public relations supported by a broader base of the mainstream media and liberals, then John McCain is your guy!
I am voting for McCain because he will abolish political parties and make it much more difficult for citizens and special interest groups to interfere with the important work of Congress by constantly interrupting their duty to defend our nation with petty, divisive elections. This is war time. People need to put their needs aside and think of the greater good.
I'm also voting for McCain because I think he would probably be the most likely to use nuclear weapons on large numbers of people in places no one cares about. Given our education system, no one can find these places on a map so they might as well not exist anyway. But John McCain, he has maps. (So who cares?)
He would probably be more likely to invade oil-rich states like Iraq than our current president is. Quite frankly, I don't think casualty rates in Iraq are high enough. This is a sign of weakness on the part of the current administration.
I trust that John McCain has the experience and leadership abilities to bring home many more flag draped caskets. I support the troops. Don't you? The only way to really live is to die for the glory of the state.
In this sense, war is peace. Isn't that what we all want? Peace! The clearest path to it I believe is genocide on a massive scale. Like my grandmother used to say when I was a boy, "Utopia is just one more pile of emaciated bodies
away." War is what gives this nation cohesion and meaning. And I want more of it.
Its the only way.
I think, over time, he would come around to using what I call enhanced interrogation techniques -- which others incorrectly call torture. I mean, what's the difference between getting your penis caught in your zipper and having a car battery have its electrical current transferred to your testicles for 5 or 10 minutes at a time? I know he
has been a luke-warm supporter of these techniques, give his history, but he's got a glint in his eye that just tells me that when push comes to shove, he'd make Jack Bauer look like a Girl Scout.
I can probably think of many other reasons to support John McCain. And if I could summarize it all, I'd say that the most important thing about him is that he recognizes that we live in a post-911 world where antiquated notions of the rule-of-law, separation of powers, due process, and so-called "civil rights" will be placed where they need
to be given security concerns in the 21st century -- the dustbin of history.
If you like big government conservatism, accelerated Bush policies backed by more brains, and better public relations supported by a broader base of the mainstream media and liberals, then John McCain is your guy!
Vote for peace!
Vote for John McCain!
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